another moral hangover. fuck.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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