How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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