she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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