The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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