Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
