We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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