I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I don't deserve a penis
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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