You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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