OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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