Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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