if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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