I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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