We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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