everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize