i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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