so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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