Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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