That's intense
"it" just moved
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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