Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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