Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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