apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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