using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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