Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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