So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Randomize
