i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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