I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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