Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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