SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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