Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
