He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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