I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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