physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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