we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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