Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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