: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I queefed so loud it echoed.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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