You can't motorboat a personality
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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