I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
high people should be assigned attendants
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I want her autograph on my taint
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
