don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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