I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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