redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
where are you?
Hypothermia
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
