How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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