But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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