Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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