No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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