He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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