Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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