I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
im holly from the hills drunk
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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