Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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