Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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