How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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