reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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