Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
pop tarts are not kleenex
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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