I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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