wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
