I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Come on in and take your pants off
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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