no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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