You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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